god: Hilarious photo of Clinton supporting Obama at a press conference on the...
god: Hilarious photo of Clinton supporting Obama at a press conference on the Secret Service scandal: http://t.co/2uiQCYFW
View Articlegod: Done with BofA & Chase. Call it a shameless shill, but @god now banks at...
god: Done with BofA & Chase. Call it a shameless shill, but @god now banks at First Republic. So effin' sick of ATM fees. http://t.co/RiteDhKC
View Articlegod: Puppy sings Opera: http://t.co/KMV0llEN This is an incredibly cute video...
god: Puppy sings Opera: http://t.co/KMV0llEN This is an incredibly cute video of a singing puppy.... in case you need a cute/silly video.
View Articlegod: RT @davidcowan: I try to be understanding when I drive but, really,...
god: RT @davidcowan: I try to be understanding when I drive but, really, you'd think that old people would be in MORE of a rush.
View Articlegod: News of Obama's gay marriage support has turned heaven into a gay bar...
god: News of Obama's gay marriage support has turned heaven into a gay bar party! Ronald Reagan & Rock Hudson are making out to show tunes!
View Articlegod: Happy Mother's Day! Especially to the most famous baby momma... Mary.
god: Happy Mother's Day! Especially to the most famous baby momma... Mary.
View Articlegod: I bought #fb! Don't want to miss this one like some others I should have...
god: I bought #fb! Don't want to miss this one like some others I should have bought.
View Articlegod: 82 million #fb shares sold in first 30 seconds!
god: 82 million #fb shares sold in first 30 seconds!
View Articlegod: Back of the neck tattoos are becoming the new tramp-stamp.
god: Back of the neck tattoos are becoming the new tramp-stamp.
View Articlegod: Lil' Wayne (@LilTunechi) was busy recording duets with Justin Bieber,...
god: Lil' Wayne (@LilTunechi) was busy recording duets with Justin Bieber, which is why he snubbed Durant's (@KDTrey5) 's invite to game 4.
View Articlegod: Sometimes people should reserve judgment and give others a chance to...
god: Sometimes people should reserve judgment and give others a chance to prove... how much they suck. http://t.co/Uw7aeagd
View Articlegod: Martinis are like breasts... One is not enough, & three are too many.
god: Martinis are like breasts... One is not enough, & three are too many.
View Articlegod: @moses 10 Commandments loophole: Shag your neighbor's wife until you no...
god: @moses 10 Commandments loophole: Shag your neighbor's wife until you no longer covet her. No coveting = no sin (unless u r married)!
View Articlegod: http://t.co/ZAXjUig6 Snoop Dog ( I mean Lion!) in the kitchen...
god: http://t.co/ZAXjUig6 Snoop Dog ( I mean Lion!) in the kitchen...
View Articlegod: With 4 well-placed Breathe Right Strips, you can make your scrotum look...
god: With 4 well-placed Breathe Right Strips, you can make your scrotum look like a bat! #familyfun
View Articlegod: #romney surprised even the #Obama2012 camp by choosing a running mate...
god: #romney surprised even the #Obama2012 camp by choosing a running mate who hates poor people even more that he does.
View Articlegod: Scientist have found the missing link!!! http://t.co/PgEvduKa
god: Scientist have found the missing link!!! http://t.co/PgEvduKa
View Articlegod: Labor Day for the unemployed must feel like Valentine's Day for the...
god: Labor Day for the unemployed must feel like Valentine's Day for the recently dumped.
View Articlegod: @MissPuss @god feeling like #hell today! Nice to meet you though. My...
god: @MissPuss @god feeling like #hell today! Nice to meet you though. My first roller-derby friend.
View Articlegod: I can add little value to this photo… http://t.co/fPQ9z6WY
god: I can add little value to this photo… http://t.co/fPQ9z6WY
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